Goal: Fill your biscuit with cum tokens before the last player does. The twist: some players are secretly Cream Connoisseurs (they want a Connoisseur to be last), so everyone else loses.

Roles & setup vibe: Players have a public side (QUEEN/BRO) and a secret goal card (most are Fast Finisher, a few are Cream Connoisseur). You’re trying to finish fast… while also figuring out who’s sabotaging the table.

Progressing the game: Players add cum tokens to biscuits as play continues, racing to be the first to fill theirs; because finishing first gives you power.

Chancellor / Cummittea phase: The first player to finish becomes the Chancellor of the Cummittea. On their turn, they add 1 cum token to any biscuit and switch one player from BRO to QUEEN (if possible). As more players finish, they join the Cummittea, and on the Chancellor’s turn the group votes on those same two actions (Chancellor breaks ties).

Switching matters: When someone is forced from BRO → QUEEN, they immediately pick up their "teacup", which reduces their available hands by 1 and may force them to discard down—so social status changes directly mess with what you can hold/play.